It's finally here!

[Legendary Eagle]

OFFICIAL 2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule Released!

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM - Singing of "God D**n America" led by Rev.(?) Jeremiah Wright.
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama.
4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama.
4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM -Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson seminar "How to have a successful career without having a job." MY FAVORITE
5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime Travel Log" - Michelle Obama.
5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite.
5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi
6:00
PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat's
appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for
sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the
country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances by both Clintons.
9:00
PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial -
sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York
Times.
9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore.
9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle.
10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers.
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ & Afghanistan.
11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies.
11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagovich rally.
11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish. Obama Presiding.
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris "He sends a thrill up my leg" Matthews.
12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior.
12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing.
3:00 AM - Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech.

 

[PensacolaEagle]

LMAO...Great work Legendary! I am not sure which is my favorite, but it sure is hard to miss a flag burning ceremony, of course I am sure alot of Republicans will be there to throw books on the fire, truth also, that seems to be something they can live without. The Eliot Spitzer one is great, man I would love a peak into his little black book, might be as good as Sam Malone's. Free Blago, man that is classic, wish I had a T-shirt with tha on there. Wonder who is doing his hair now? You know Biden won't be giving his acceptance speech at 3AM, he will have nodded off long before that...Well done sir, well done...Black/Gold

 

[KAGoldenEagle]

I give you kudos as well Legendary. Absolutely hilarious.

 

[NueDaeEagle]

That's funny. I guess they won't have time for Michelle Obama to give a national speech attacking our gold medal winner Gabby Douglas for having a meal at McDonald's as she did on Leno. "Gabby, we don't do that." Then Gabby " Sorry." How dare Mrs. Obama scold one of the finest representatives of our country that we have ever had. A young lady that has EARNED what she achieved. Gabby deserved that meal if she wanted it. How dare that arrogant woman. You go Gabby, and have another McDonald's meal. You deserve that and more.