With one game left, we are definitely last in the bottom-of-the-barrel race. We did everything we could to get there. It was a group effort by everyone from the top coach, players, and administration all the way down to the water boy. A loss next week will keep us in the race for the national bottom honors. I feel sure we are in the running for the worst team in the US and Canada.
We have surpassed our goal and look forward to next year as a two-time winner. We are the best at pissing a game away in the entire Country. Be the first to get next year's season tickets. The first purchaser will be able to join Bo Bo on the sideline and offer comments, 2nd purchaser will be able to sit wherever they desire, 3rd purchaser will be able to set the game times 4th, purchaser (since next year there will be no concession stands) will be able to bring into the stadium any snacks, beer, whiskey or prostitute of their choice. 5th purchaser will be the ringmaster of the circus of a team.
We have surpassed our goal and look forward to next year as a two-time winner. We are the best at pissing a game away in the entire Country. Be the first to get next year's season tickets. The first purchaser will be able to join Bo Bo on the sideline and offer comments, 2nd purchaser will be able to sit wherever they desire, 3rd purchaser will be able to set the game times 4th, purchaser (since next year there will be no concession stands) will be able to bring into the stadium any snacks, beer, whiskey or prostitute of their choice. 5th purchaser will be the ringmaster of the circus of a team.
