Satirical ViewPoint
Commentary on Negative Ned Fan
"Pardon me. I see that your passion for USM is profoundly strong, but is that poop in your BigGoldNation.com pocket?"
SPCA Certification:
If complaining on BGN prevents the kicking of puppies or clubbing of baby seals,
We collectively should support continued poo-spew and the free expression of verbal sewage. A-holes; everyone has one. What's the harm in providing periodic chat board proof that I keep mine in proficient working order?
It's a free country:
Cheers to our rights to keep pockets full of emotional poop that we can pull out and show everybody in cyber land. You are viewed by what you show people.
Stinky people are just more honest, perhaps.
Inspired tolerance for dealing with Mr. StinkyPants:
If continued negativity seems a chore, imagine having to live with these folks. Positive spin: we don't have to live with them and that's freaking awesome! LM invented an "ignore button" to aid in our olfactory survival.
Science:
Keeping your passion poop at finger's distance in your pocket, although convenient, does affect interactions and relationships. Occasionally, the effect is not positive. But, when you constantly poo flash the masses, that takes the experience to a whole new scale.
Curiosity:
Do only Sally Sunshines seek organized poop-free pocket pals? Or, is it just normal to ask people to keep the "turd life" private?
Possible corollary:
Promoting passion over poo makes the world a smell better society. Consider keeping the ca-ca collection in the pot, and NOT in the pocket.
SMTT "poop free" T!
Commentary on Negative Ned Fan
"Pardon me. I see that your passion for USM is profoundly strong, but is that poop in your BigGoldNation.com pocket?"
SPCA Certification:
If complaining on BGN prevents the kicking of puppies or clubbing of baby seals,
We collectively should support continued poo-spew and the free expression of verbal sewage. A-holes; everyone has one. What's the harm in providing periodic chat board proof that I keep mine in proficient working order?
It's a free country:
Cheers to our rights to keep pockets full of emotional poop that we can pull out and show everybody in cyber land. You are viewed by what you show people.
Stinky people are just more honest, perhaps.
Inspired tolerance for dealing with Mr. StinkyPants:
If continued negativity seems a chore, imagine having to live with these folks. Positive spin: we don't have to live with them and that's freaking awesome! LM invented an "ignore button" to aid in our olfactory survival.
Science:
Keeping your passion poop at finger's distance in your pocket, although convenient, does affect interactions and relationships. Occasionally, the effect is not positive. But, when you constantly poo flash the masses, that takes the experience to a whole new scale.
Curiosity:
Do only Sally Sunshines seek organized poop-free pocket pals? Or, is it just normal to ask people to keep the "turd life" private?
Possible corollary:
Promoting passion over poo makes the world a smell better society. Consider keeping the ca-ca collection in the pot, and NOT in the pocket.
SMTT "poop free" T!
