Just for fun...

[Wonder Boy Eagle]

Here is my ranking of the our football recruits' names from least funny to funniest (too slow at work today):

#23 Andrew Peterson
#22 Ricky Parks
#21 Patrick Brooks
#20 Julian Allen
#19 Jonathan Nance
#18 Isaiah Spencer
#17 Tylor Pollard
#16 Ernest Gunn
#15 Jacob Fleming
#14 Derrick Dixon
#13 Gabe Green
#12 Reid Rials
#11 Drake Dorbeck
#10 Jauan Collins
#9 Taylor Marini
#8 Tyler Stutzman
#7 Paxton Schrimsher
#6 Dakota Siniard
#5 DeVonta Foster
#4 Ladarius Harris
#3 D'Saveon Patrick
#2 Deshadrick Truly
#1 D'Nerius Antoine

 

[eaglenjxn]

You have woefully underrated Paxton Schrimsher.

I'd put him 2 behind D'Saveon.

I would also put Tylor higher because....who the hell spells "Tyler" with an O?