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Injuries...

You got injured when I dunked on you.

Northwest, I was worried about your mental capacity and memory after the last time we played hoops. Last time I saw you on the court, you were under the basket crying in the fetal position asking for your mommy after I swatted the ball back into your face. I carried you all I could on the intramural team and even told the guys to keep you on the team despite you being the weakest link. Riding my coat-tail has obviously made you believe you were living vicariously through me.
 
Monken said during his Monday press conference that he expected Reed, Parker and Swain to play on Saturday.
Of course he wouldn't tell us if they weren't going to play so probably will know for sure when the starting lineups are announced.
 
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