I suppose they are going to wait until 1:00PM ???

[SSME]

Personally I wish they had played at 10:00AM. But , again, they don't call and ask me what I think. Also my weather prognostications proved completely wrong yesterday.

But , ahhh, the life of a weatherman, they are often paid to be wrong.

 

[Houston Eagle]

Reminds me of a stand up routine by Jerry Clower where he said that a tv news station up north said that a man died of extreme exposure due to hypothermia. A Greenville tv station reporting on the same event put it much simpler and said that the man "froze to death." I say the simpler the better.

 

[SSME]

LOLOLOL